I have lots of Google Alerts out on my name and my blog and any other key word I think will relate to me. I really like it when people are talking about me, even if it's bad because I have a huge ego. I am obsessed with myself.
I like to wade into battles with the ladies because I think I am better than them, but it's a pity my writing lets me down and reveals that I did not complete my education.
I also really like to show people how smart I am and to post visitors IP addresses to my blog if I think they are not symathizers. I've even emailed people's bosses to let them know what their employees are up to. I'm a shit like that and I even think it makes me look clever. I don't realise it makes me look like a spiteful prick and that it gives readers an insight into my relationship with my ex. I am also a bully and a control freak.